In the mind of Kevin Milne, there's one thing that you have to do if you want to call yourself a real Kiwi bloke.
And it's something that he is incapable of doing.
And what that might be, you ask?
It turns out Kevin can't open a beer bottle with another beer bottle.
He told Jack Tame why that's a true sign of a Kiwi bloke, and how he's found a solution to his problem.