And where has the magazine been amid all of this? Pretty much silent.

Mr Trump hasn't graced its covers since prosecutors came a-knocking. This week's main headline is "MEGASTARS SWINDLED IN BILLION DOLLAR CON JOB!", with photos of Ben Affleck, Leonardo Di Caprio and Matt Damon.

Last week's took aim at Meghan Markle, with a photo of a forlorn-looking Duchess next to a headline that read "PREGNANT PRINCESS TEARING ROYALS APART!"

The week before? Amal and George Clooney appearing to glare at each other, with the words "AMAL TAKES THE TWINS!" sandwiched between them.

It's a far cry from the gushy pro-Trump stories it splashed with earlier in the year, with even Mr Cohen — who Pecker collaborated with — coming under fire on its May 7 cover.

"The weekly tabloid magazine made a sudden turn away from Trump-related covers over the summer," CNN observed. "Sharp-eyed readers may have noticed the shift. Instead of covers that celebrated Trump and attacked his enemies, the Enquirer has been sticking with tried-and-true stories about celebrity scandals.

"In other words, the Enquirer stopped being a part of Trump's promotional media machine."

The South District of New York is standing by its word not to prosecute the magazine's company for any of this, provided it continues to co-operate.

In the meantime, Mr Trump will no doubt be on edge as the investigation continues.

American media, folks. It's a wild, wild world.